I decided to copy Jenna's tag just because I had so much fun looking at what people with my name says about each other.

I was going to fill this journal with a feminist rant or the usual Gundam Seed bashing, but I think you've had enough of that.


RULES
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

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Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.

A1: "Anton Needs to Stop Reading the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition" (yeah... I really do)

A2: "Anton needs ______. I want to ______ Anton. Anton can ______ my ______. ... Anton needs Jess?. I want to Say Hi To Anton. Anton can Sign my Bebo. ..." (I'd like to fill in those blanks myself)

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Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.

A1: "anton looks like hes just had an orgasim in this pic n i look like a fukin weirdo lol." (LOLOLOLOLOL)

A2: "Anton looks like a god" (OOH YEAAAH!!)

A3: "yeah, well, she kind of looks like Anton, and before you take that the wrong way, it's only because Anton looks like a woman" (LOLOLOLOL)

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Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.

A1: "Hmmm. Anton says all fat people should be shot." (TRIPLE LOLOLOLOL)

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Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.

A1: "Anton wants more buses for Vancouver" (yes... yes, he does)

A2: "Anton Wants To Know More About Sex, and, to his amazement, he discovers that Liam has indulged in the practice..." (WHAT THE HELL LOLOLOLOL)

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Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.

A1: "Anton does not kill at random or without purpose. Anton sees himself as a hand of fate; an instrument who exacts what is supposed to happen upon those it is ..." (wow, that's awesome)

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Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.

A1: ""Anton hates emos too!" (QUADRUPLE LOLOLOLOLOL)

A2: "Anton hates his twin brother Demitri Wolvesbayne because of personal views of opinion.(wow, Harry Potter reference of some sort LOLOLOL)

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Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.

A1: "First, Anton asks if there is anything to eat, the answer is, as we know, ... Anton asks if they have already eaten. Yes. He says he hasn't, he came over on ..." (what the hell!?)

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Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.

A1: "Anton goes to his first college party LOL FOR THE NEW MILLENIUM." (I swear I didn't make any of these up -_-

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Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.

A1: "Blanche put on thirty pounds because Anton likes that. She's around thirty years old, sexy and blowsy with her boobs continuously falling out of her silky ..." (WHAT. THE. F----!?)

A2: "Anton likes to feed himself lately, which is a good thing, but it gets pretty messy." (QUINTUPLE LOLOLOLOL)

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Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.

A1: "Anton eats Swiss cheese without false teeth" (6 TIMES LOLOLOLOL)

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Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.

A1: "Anton wears his sexuality on his sleeve, and Pressman says the carefully modulated mannerisms that help define the character" (I wear what on my sleeve?)

A2: "You mentioned that Anton wears Satanic clothing." (SATANIC CLOTHING LOLOLOLOLOL)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.

A1: ""Anton was arrested for Making and using a flamethrower" (OMG LOLOLOL)